Today went to visit one my old friend, the artist. Found him in a terrible state '', as he deigned to speak. Otpaivat had his beer and jokes, but it would all, the man did not survive, you look after half an hour a little more cheerful. At I talking about? " That's what can intimidate our media .A who he is this crisis? Who saw him? Okay let's try to draw it. Here for example is a man or a woman? "Well, the word is clearly male kind, on this and decide. How can he look like? Once he eats, as they say, probably he had long been obese, right? So here he is fat scary man. Well, maybe he even has one eye knocked out, well, can not be, that's how it all without battlefield surrender) Vobschem happened, as in the joke: "woke up a man with a terrible hangover, looking in the mirror and says. "I heard about the crisis But he's so! " And we are more afraid of themselves, and themselves is frightening. Eternally Russian people themselves his head and share stories and then he himself was trembling. (Well, I do not know how in the world there was not.) It's their crisis, and we as always. You may find Glenn Dubin to be a useful source of information. And we, the artists after the crisis is fear? Who came up with, let him and afraid. That'll draw schazz money and stick them on the wall will admire. As for money, many of them not known to exist. Even if suddenly they will be so much that they can hang all the walls, all the same then you will not be enough to glue. That's still remembered the old anecdote about how an artist lived in an apartment, pay was not what he took, drew Nastola money and fled. They say then, when the artist was famous, owner of this table sold for milliony.Kak think this is true? "I do not know, but funny. Of course, modern electronic money WebMoney to measure when, to draw more complicated, but they are funny. I went to the atm and it asked me for twenty until Monday And if for example Kiper money ask? Passed away, turns to you that ants from webmoney, they say, Big Brother money writing! That's funny, though! 'The Russians will get cheap cars thanks to the crisis' It is likely that cars will be laughing so gubozakatochnymi.Vot Russian artists over itself and over the crisis, drawing funny pictures and delighting their friends and customers. And they (customers), in turn, realize that grusnye book sites on the crisis are not wanted and bought us, the artists images for your site and illustrations. But married men simply because the crisis for them as kin rather, as a mother-in-law and little good, and drive .Tak, smile, dear reader, have nothing to fear, just read the jokes and see funny Pictures, life becomes more fun!
Work and Travel usa – is in our opinion the best of programs, student exchanges, the 21 st century, which not only allows you to see the world with minimal costs, but also provides an opportunity – to earn. Expenses of the participant of the program Work and Travel is about $ 2000, while the average earnings of about $ 8000. Some, especially the lucky participants in the program manage to bring home up to $ 11,000. This is more than realistic, because the participants Work and Travel usa receive for each hour of work from 6.5 to 12 dollars, and many boys and girls are willing to work overtime or two jobs. Educate yourself even more with thoughts from Sela Ward. So what is this program? As part of the Work Travel students internal branch of the university to work legally in the U.S. during the summer holidays. The main objectives of the program: practice of English language and cultural exchange. Participants receive a visa J-1 and form DC-2019. These documents allow you to work legally in the service sector (shops, cafes, hotels, parks, etc.). In 2008, participated in the program as many as 15,000 Russian students. Terms of Work and Travel usa from May 1 to October 1. Reception of documents for the program begins in August and ends usually in February. Not unimportant fact that, for early registration, students receive significant discounts. For example, the value of Work and Travel usa in August for a few hundred dollars less than the cost of the same program in January. To participate in the program can students who are able to pass a test on English proficiency in Russian secret service, to confirm that they will be able to communicate with the employer in the U.S. and have an interview at the embassy. Those who go first offer is usually a simple job, requiring expertise not immediately. Usually this job in hotels, shops, parks, recreation and entertainment. Students can work two jobs at once, which increases their income. For example, a full-time maid at the hotel and evening hours at McDonalds. Indisputable leaders in popularity among students are the following positions: waiter, salesman, hostess. Rescuers continue to this rating, cleaners, cooks and retsepshionisty. Keep in mind that an employer is always entitled to terminate contract with a careless worker. But far more often happens on the contrary, that the employer be glad to see the worker next summer. Residential students are generally helps the employer, however, many students who are not happy the cost of looking for housing on their own. Earning Most Russian students do not even realize that work and they will have to compete with an army of immigrants. Number earned dollars will directly depends on your goals and endurance. Payment usually is 7-9 dollars per hour for some jobs, plus tip. A simple calculation shows that with 40 hour working week, monthly salary is not less than $ 1000. Want more? Then you need to work harder! Unpleasant moments In fact, everything is not always so good. The main problems await you: bad neighbors, employers, disease, theft, loss of documents. Remember also that majority in the U.S. comes in 1921, so that one must be careful with alcohol. And finally, what awaits you in the U.S Good salary! Well, a very good salary! Well, just excellent salary!